My Pants Came Down

For the first time, I experienced delirium.  Not alcohol induced, brain-sucked studying induced.  On one night this week, I found myself taking my pants off and not knowing why…It was at this point I decided I should get more sleep.

My beautiful Italian friend from high school, Sierra, got a short warning from her dad before she went to Italy, “Sierra, when a guy’s pants go down, his brains fall out.”  Apparently, I will not encounter this when I go to fight gladiators in Rome because my brains will already be on the Colosseum floor and then my pants will come off.  Speaking of gladiators…what kind of beast have I turned into? I usually like a neat living space.

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This avocado was massacred for Roman entertainment by it’s equal in size mango.

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To drink…or not to drink?…that is the question. The fly just had to spend it’s after-life on my study-aid, liquid drugs.

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3 Surprises from Professors this week: 1.  We have a professor pizza thief, and we saw the crime!!!!! 2.  A professor asked us if we remembered parietal and visceral pleura…silence was observed….then BAM!  He whips out a bag from the back of his pants…’The Crowd goes Wild!’…and he says, “Alright that’s enough (after 0.7 seconds).”…based on this data, is he type A or type B?…and I’m not talking about blood type.  3.  Our professor was unhappy with his microphone, so he said something to a student pertaining to getting a microphone, “Do not steal it, just take it!!!” ……………….ah………….ah………… Professor Results are in, Thieves 2: Magicians 1

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One thought on “My Pants Came Down

  1. That Baileys’ Ice Cream sounds like just the thing to cool off with after a stressful day. Not sure about taking my pants down, there are times when keeping them up is would be the wise thing to do.

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