I never want to have sex again. Currently we are learning all about the male anatomy. Females release 1 egg during ovulation, and there are 400 million sperm racing to it. Holy shit, it’s a sperm tsunami! Run ladies run…otherwise; “your Eggo end up Prego”. Below I demonstrate what sex protection looks like. Put on every item of clothing you brought to the Caribbean plus a bike helmet.
Study tactic 101…profanity usage helps the memory. “Ah, hell if I remember Haversian systems in bone…oh, wait!…Now I do!”
Lastly…chickens take Sundays off. Thank you Jesus!